Jesus and Satan
Jesus and Satan were
having an ongoing argument
about who was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days,
and God was tired of hearing
all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it.
I am going to setup a test
which will take
two hours and I will judge
who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down
at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused. They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports. They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail
with attachments. They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up,
Lightning suddenly flashed across
the sky, thunder rolled,
the rain poured, and, of course,
the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen
and screamed in every
curse word known in
the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on,
and each of them restarted
their computers.
Satan started searching frantically screaming,
"It's gone! It's all gone!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started
printing out all his files from the past
two hours. Satan observed this
and became even more irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"
(You'll love the punch line....)
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."
